Glisten_The_Vanity
Mom
1TwoTimeApologist
1TwoTimeApologist
Flashback to the time I tipped a gas station employee and said something like ‘here bc you work minimum wage’
Rip bug juices btw
1TwoTimeApologist
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New Twopizza chapter out tomorrow!! It’s already done I’m just waiting
1TwoTimeApologist
For some reason my Wattpad isn’t showing me my word count for the new Twopizza fic
Glisten_The_Vanity
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1TwoTimeApologist
HELP MY MOM IS CRYING OVER SOME GOOFY AHH ACTED OUT WATTPAD STORY OR SOMETHING WHY IS IT SO FUNNY
1TwoTimeApologist
Saw my dad watching HIT1 (the guy who spins his microphone every video)
1TwoTimeApologist
It’s Friday the 13th.
And it’s June.
Is Jason gay?
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Just realized tomorrow’s Friday the 13th
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@S0PHI_LUVZ_P0ZZUMZ fucking missed my baby boy John Doe the silly bc I didn’t know it existed at the time I’d also like to thank Noli for introducing me to the fandom. Thanks suspiciously noodle named purple guy