1ing00b3lybl3nch

Sighhh.......
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	I.
          	
          	
          	
          	Hate.
          	
          	
          	ALL OF YOU.-
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	Merry Christmas everyone! And have a happy new year!!
          	:D
          	
          	*Tom says with a forced smile, holding back tears while he's held at gun Point*

Technicolor_Eyes

[ *manifests* Welcome, to the Amazing Safari Circus! ]
          
          How did they end up here? And by that, we mean Kinger currently running after Caine to save him from being eaten alive by a very big and very scary looking snake. For today's adventure, it was some strange jungle/safari hybrid the two decided to solo mission on. It was supposed to be fun until Caine decided to add danger elements to "spruce it up." So much for a relaxing adventure.

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@Technicolor_Eyes 
            
            Caine was practically being flung around at times or chewed and all he really did was look at it in confusion. But hearing Kinger say that made him think about it a little harder.
            (Ehehehhee like a god damn chess piece- you clever Rocky! XD)
            "Hmmm- Okay! Yeah you might be right! Let me try it out!"
            He said quickly and snapped his fingers on one hand while he pushed on the snake's bottom jaw with the other. It paused at the snap but all that did was make it Angrier, causing Caine to start being Shaken around from side to side
            "WELL I TRIED!"
            he said as he was shaken. But then Caine had an idea-
            "Hey!- do you still have a Camara??"
            He questioned waving his hands pretty much everywhere 
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Technicolor_Eyes

@1ing00b3lybl3nch 
            
            Kinger was trying not to panic as he watched Caine being chewed on like a dog toy. The ai couldn't actually be hurt by his own creations.. right? "You think?! Can't you, I dunno, do something? Tell it to stop!" The chess piece paused a few feet away from the snake, trying to determine his next move (like chess hehehe) but it was hard to think of a safe way to have Caine be dropped.
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1ing00b3lybl3nch

@Technicolor_Eyes 
            
            Okay it may or may not have been a horrible idea to add a deadly snake to such an adventure- but come on! Caine isn't Caine if he doesn't add a littleeeee problem or two in the way!- anywho- the pair of Dentures was currently kicking at the mouth of this giant snake, attempting to get the animal made of blocks off of his leg that was very much inside the snakes mouth.
            "Wowie!- I may have overestimated how dangerous these things were!"
            He said in a slight panic, pulling himself back as he was half dragged and basically being Eaten by the snake 
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_T1n_S0ld13r_

@OfficialEddheads 
          
          {{YEET!}}
          
          Twas a normal day in the Eddsworld universe! The main characters house was absent of two beings- that being Tord and Edd. They had gone for shopping of sorts probably off on their own adventure!- Left remaining in the house was Tom and Matt, and boy was Tom BOREDDDD out of his mind. He was so so so bored that HE decided to start his own adventure! And also dragged Matt around even if he didn't want to join!- anywho- Tom was in the middle of dragging the poor ginger around trying to find things to do, or see what chaos they could conjure up, digging through an abundance of Matt's stuff for Something cursed.
          "Ugh- how come we can't find ANYTHING cursed when we actually want it!?"
          He questioned frustratedly as he continued to dig through the stuff like some crazy Animal.

_T1n_S0ld13r_

@OfficialEddheads 
            
            {{YESSSSS SHARE THE INSANITY NYEHEHEHEH}}
            
            Tom watching the ginger run off just.ade him roll his eyes for a moment before shortly laughing and running after- then he poked his head past the corner of the wall with a head tilt as he followed where Matt was.
            "Holy pickle in a blanket!- this place looks bigger than it seems"
            He mentioned as he walked up to be beside Matt looking in a direction to the left. He knew they'd totally get lost if they split up but hey- when have they ever stuck around long enough not to get lost?
            "Hm- welp! I'ma go this way- follow or don't, I don't care"
            He shrugged before heading off into a direction, putting his hands back into his pockets and walking nonchalantly 
            
            {{EXACTLYYYYY NYEHEHEHHEHEHE WE'RE JUST BETTER!!!!! RAGGGHHHHHH- *SCREAMING IN THE ABYSS*}}
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OfficialEddheads

@_T1n_S0ld13r_ 
            [ Poor Crow *salutes* I will share some of the insanity xD ]
            
            Matt was having a grand time poking around the space already. "Hm, this wallpaper probably needs to go.. it washes me out!" He pulled out the emergency pocket mirror as if to test that fact. At the sound of Tom's suggestion, he grew equally excited. "Yay! I don't think it goes on too much longer.. let's go!" He stuffed the mirror away before turning one of the corners. "Woah, there's more!" He called out.
            
            [ I wouldn't be surprised if they do an eddisode like this now, I can proudly say we did it first MUAHAHAHA ]
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_T1n_S0ld13r_

@OfficialEddheads 
            
            {{Ehehehhe be tortured!- now you know what Crow has been dealing with for the past few weeks (possibly months-)}}
            
            Tom stood where he was for a moment as he slowly looked around the place. It gave him goosebumps for how eerie it was- but that just made him kinda love it more. So he shoved his hands into his pockets and walked nonchalantly into the room, doing a full, slow circle as he glanced around the whole place- well at least wherever they were at the moment, then stopped his spin when he made it back to look at Matt.
            "Welp- seems cool- let's explore!"
            He said rather excitedly 
            
            {{NYEHEHEHHEE I CAN SEE IT ENOUGH TO TOUCH IT- IT HAD TO HAVE HAPPENED AT LEAST ONCE}}
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-_AC1D-TR1P_-

@Husk-The-Cat
          
          Musio had been worried, well scared actually, when Equinox asked to partnered with Axel on a patrol mission. Despite have been teammates with the villain for quite awhile now he didn't trust Equinox, and the prince was known for being the kindest and most forgiving giant in the galaxy! In the hour or two he had before Axel and Equinox left, Musio spoke with Axel alone while the brute got ready "do you think he's planning something?" He asked them, messing with the promise ring on his finger nervously "Equinox, I mean"

_T1n_S0ld13r_

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@-_AC1D-TR1P_- 
            
            "Sure, sure but I can at least pick shit up without lousy magic."
            Axel grumbled out as they spoke 
            
            {{*Scrambles much faster* RAGGGHHHH}}
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-_AC1D-TR1P_-

@_T1n_S0ld13r_ 
            "Im the mature one" he huffed out, you both this isnt the time for a sissy fight!
            
            
            //YOU LITTLE BIATCH!
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_T1n_S0ld13r_

@-_AC1D-TR1P_- 
            
            "Says you."
            They muttered out, crossing their arms and looking around the cage. Was there even a stupid way out of this damn thing??
            
            {{DAMNNNNN- me either- shoot....wait Are you sure Equinox isn't in our walls?? He's majestic!! AND!!! I don't need no sleep! go away! Sgivjejgsjgsgi *scrambles along the floor frantically*}}
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-_AC1D-TR1P_-

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//*steps in*
          *steps in closer*
          *steps in again* 
          Ima shove a evil lesbian in your face because its been a bit and im adding to our pile
          And APPERENTLY officially Avrille has a limp?? 
          
          
          
          
          Arville was working in her lab, doing her normal evil chemistry work or whatever the fuck goes on in there, until someone knocked on the door. With a slight huff she took off her goggles and made her way up stairs to open the door, at first thinking it was a new shipment but somewhat surprised to see maroon "What do ye' want lass? Im a bit busy"

Husk-The-Cat

@-_AC1D-TR1P_- 
            
            Maroon gently nodded and decided to take a seat.
            "Thank you for the offer"
            She said gently 
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-_AC1D-TR1P_-

@Husk-The-Cat 
            "Take a seat then lass, I can get some wine or tea if needs be" she said nearly without hesitation, though keeping a even tone
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Husk-The-Cat

@-_AC1D-TR1P_- 
            
            "Actually no- I don't think I have anything planned or need to do anything today"
            She answered. Her tone was a bit curious for the question 
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OfficialEddheads

[ SALOONATICS, MATTUARDO?! ]
          
          Prince Matthew was not a fan of being captured to say the least. He did like the damsel in distress trope for a little bit, but it was getting old fast. He was currently trying to get one of the bandits attention by throwing some measly pebbles at him. "Excuse me you rapscallion- Exactly how long do you intend to keep me like this? I'm bored!" He complained.

_T1n_S0ld13r_

@OfficialEddheads 
            
            {{I LOVE REFERENCING STUFF FROM SO MANY THINGSS RAGGHHH It's just so fun XD}}
            
            Eduardo's patience was absolutely being played with- (And so we're his emotions-) there is NO WAY he's letting this happen for long-
            "I will drag you out of that cage where you belong and smear you in the mud. Stop. doing. that."
            He warned with a glare, taking one stomping foot at a time as he said that last bit.
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OfficialEddheads

@1ing00b3lybl3nch 
            [ Oh yeah, my references are always the most unhinged and random things said at the most random or opportune times xD ]
            
            Matthew seemed to only be half paying attention to Eduardo's ranting, honestly now just crafting a plan in his little ginger mind. A plan that just might work, considering he'd used it before... He could escape by using his charms! The Prince kept that little charming look about him as he pressed closer against the bars. "Stop doing what?" He played innocent, batting his eyes. "Stop being pretty? I don't think I could even if I tried. What do you think?"
            
            [ OMG I CAN SEE THAT SO CLEARLY that's such a funny comparison ]
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1ing00b3lybl3nch

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@OfficialEddheads 
            
            {{YAYYYY I GOT A REFERENCEEEEE WEEEEEEEE ALSO YEAH I DO FHAT ALL THE TIME- JUST IMMEDIATELY THINKING OF THE ACCENT AND USING THAT IGEBKDKBSVK}}
            
            Eduardo at first looked very confused with whatever the hell this "prince" was saying- until it hit him like a fucking brick wall going a hundred miles per hour- he immediately gave a very Angry expression, his face having the very smallest tint of red from blush- though the way he reacted just seemed it was out of anger.
            "I- wh-.........That is NOT what I meant you dumb Loser!"
            He immediately yelled out, stomping a foot once into the ground as he waved the gun he had in his hand, around.
            "Now stop doing-"
            He Gestured to the others stupid pretty wink and stupid cheeky grin-
            "-THAT- And shut up!"
            who the hell does this guy think he is??-
            
            {{YES PRINCE MATHEW- BE  THE MALE BIRD TO EDUARDO XDDD I seriously can't help but think Eduardo is the female Bird watching Matt be a male bird and literally start dancing like toothless at Eduardo or something XD}}
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B4C0n_C0l4

Todd hummed as he walked in the door from the neighbors house, having a weird invention in his hand but a scratch on his face. He also had a snack! Which he was much happier about that more than anything, it was chocolate, after all. He bit into the chocolate happily and flopped on the couch as if he hadn't been gone all day. With the neighbors. That Eduardo hated. 

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@B4C0n_C0l4 
            
            Eduardo gave a forced scoff and rolled his eyes 
            "Tch- Well Duh- it's the only one with the best pair actually doing stuff that's important! I care about the action, not the romance- that's Mark's thing."
            He replied in his usual "eugh- romance- Moving on!" Type reaction as he spoke. He always waved his free hand dismissively. Sure he noticed Todd adjusted and moved closer, but he wasn't exactly annoyed by it. If he was he'd make it everyone's problem.
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B4C0n_C0l4

@1ing00b3lybl3nch 
            Todd didn't expect Eduardo to talk to him again, but took it as an invitation to scoot closer. "I know!" He informed cheerfully, just getting close enough for their arms to just barely touch. "You really like this one, don't you? I've seen you rush through your routine to get to it in time." 
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@B4C0n_C0l4 
            
            Once the show was playing, Eduardo opened his soda before glancing once at Todd and speaking.
            "We're on season two, episode three.....in....case you were wondering..."
            He decided to mention, just to inform the other as he brought his delightful diet Coke up to his mouth to drink from.
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-_AC1D-TR1P_-

Accord paced in the area he and Equinox agreed fo meet in, see Equinox had been on a little- NON date with Sage and may have missed his meeting with his ally. Oh boy Accord was not happy about this, what could that idiot be doing?

1ing00b3lybl3nch

@-_AC1D-TR1P_- 
            
            {{Axel would only allow Musio to do such a thing XDD And Yeaaahhhhhhh- people who think some kisses will revive somebody- that's who XD}}
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-_AC1D-TR1P_-

@1ing00b3lybl3nch 
            //Too close XD
            
            //Musio gonna smooch his sleeping brute to wake him up <3
            Always hated that fairy tale. Who the hell kisses a corpse?!
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B4C0n_C0l4

Edd snuck up behind the couch, watching Tom passed out for a moment before promptly leaping over the back of the couch and landing on top of him. 

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@B4C0n_C0l4 
            
            Tom didn't even let the guy take a second to be relieved from the pain due to the crash, just immediately catching up and pouncing up to tackle Edd a bit, even if it didn't move them.
            "Karma for laughing!"
            Tom pointed a bit as he basically sat on the other with a very smug wide cat faced smile
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B4C0n_C0l4

@1ing00b3lybl3nch 
            Edd turned back to watch and taunt him, only to see him struggle so much. He didn't even need to say anything, just laughing loudly and walking backwards more slowly. He was too busy watching Tom hardly able to use his own feet. "Oh, you'll never catch me!" He called out and turned to keep running, only to crash into the fence he didn't realize was so close behind him. He fell backward from the force, rubbing his face that he'd hit on the wood planks like an idiot.
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1ing00b3lybl3nch

@B4C0n_C0l4 
            
            Tom was a little confused as they went outside and as soon as he was dropped onto the ground he looked at Edd in confusion, sitting like some lost dog. Then he realized he was abandoned by the other and quickly gasped, in betrayal.
            "Hey!- get back here!"
            He immediately went to get up and chase after, getting up way too quickly and tripping once, making him lose his balance only making him slow down. But once he actually got up and caught his footing, he started running after
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-_AC1D-TR1P_-

"Why heeelllloooooo!" Surmi snickered like a mad hatter and kicked their 'legs' in a chair, how did the team get a electrical based villian in a interrogation room? Well Widget blocked off the server of somesort of internet thing we arent going to explain so basically Surmi was just a hologram trapped in a room- not that they minded "Axel yes? We never finished our twenty questions!" 
          
          //horses, from the twenty question horse post XD

Husk-The-Cat

@-_AC1D-TR1P_- 
            
            "Then It will do for now."
            She gave a gentle nod
            "I do appreciate your efforts, so, thank you for the help"
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-_AC1D-TR1P_-

@1ing00b3lybl3nch 
            The two guards kinda tried to grab surmi, but nothing much happened since they were a hologram "thats going to be the best we can do for a prison Ma'am"
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1ing00b3lybl3nch

@-_AC1D-TR1P_- 
            
            "Oh, good"
            She gave a gentle sigh of relief glad the holographic robot was finally still for once.
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_Antlers_

@-_AC1D-TR1P_- 
          It was bound to happen eventually with how friendly the little robot was. They had managed to get themselves kidnapped. Not that they were truly worth much considering the lack of memory, arm and eye. But of course they’d always a market for scrap metal and parts so that’s probably the plan. 

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@_Antlers_ @-_AC1D-TR1P_- 
            
            Axel was kind enough to do a softer turn- but that didn't mean it was slow in any way shape or form. The ship turned quickly and they immediately started going forward.
            "How long going forward?"
            They questioned 
            
            The henchmen was quick to scurry off to the side and return with a remote of some sort. A few button presses later and the extractor was revealed. 
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_Antlers_

@1ing00b3lybl3nch @-_AC1D-TR1P_- 
            “The extractor…?” He didn’t like the sound of that at all. “What are you extracting?” He asked nervously 
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-_AC1D-TR1P_-

@1ing00b3lybl3nch @_Antlers_
            
            Sage lurched back a bit from the sudden start, immediately grabbing the edge of his seat while hooking up a GPS "Right! Right"
            
            "Shushshshhshshs" Surmi waved a hand around, still admiring the tech before laughing again and calling out to a henchmen "get the extractor ready!"
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