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Oh, no worries! I didn’t think you would respond to me! You’re so sweet and I hope you get the best in life ❤️

It’s Halloween and I’m forced to pass candy out to all the little kiddies, so I’m playing Ryuseralover’s creepy version of Epiphany and the stares I’m getting from the adults makes me laugh so hard inside—

Me: *minding my own antisocial business*
          Idiot friend: *texts me some stupid crap that I don’t want to respond to*
          Me: goddammit, it’s muting my music *scrolls up to ignore it* *accidently clicks text* NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! FÚCKING HELL, GO BACK!!! 
          Idiot friend: why did you leave me on read?
          Me: *sheet, how to respond* Susie why are you texting Trash? She is doing her homework.
          
          EVERYONE TAKE NOTES!!!

Today in math, some girl in 11th grade didn’t do her homework, so the teacher kept calling on her to answer problems so that she could at least do something. One of the questions was really easy but that idiot kept getting stressed out, so then she yelled “WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THIS?!?! HIW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW MANY MILES AN HOUR YOU CAN DRIVE IN 7 MILES PER HOUR!” And that wasn’t even the main question...
          
          I have no faith in humanity. This is why aliens don’t visit us. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. 

You know that awkward moment when everyone has been doing something and you wanted to too, but you didn’t know how to and when you finally jump on the bandwagon it’s too late? Me with this update...

Hey, I stan you :D

Hi, I hate you

thank you so much for the votes and comments on WTF Facts! hope you like my other work as well :)
          -Sel

Hi Gemmm