Why was the banana at the doctors? Because he wasn't PEELING very well... it's probably because of the cringe from my crappy writing and cringey puns istg turn back now before I make you cringe so hard tears start flowing out of your eyes.
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- Under the cash register. Mr. Krabs is not pleased.
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It’s Halloween and I’m forced to pass candy out to all the little kiddies, so I’m playing Ryuseralover’s creepy version of Epiphany and the stares I’m getting from the adults makes me laugh so hard i...View all Conversations
Stories by Salt
- 5 Published Stories

Short Stories
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A lonely ducky stared out the window when it had a stroke of genius. It picked up its pencil and started to w...

Mood
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My life updates, rants, book updates, whiny rants, random stuff that pops in my head, rants, polls, rants, ta...

What's My Name?
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"What's my what?"
"You're name!"
"What's that?"