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A family of meteors came to Earth and NASA took them in custody, later they suddenly sued NASA because they violated the Meteor's Rites

How do you expose a pig? You ROAST them.

I tried to open my tent bindfolded, I failed but it was a good a-TENT.

If you didn't understand the previous pun don't worry, it was RAIL-ly bad.

If a sick train needs to wear footwear what will it wear? A choo/shoe.

Why is it so sad to see a banana get bruised up? Because you can PEEL its pain.

We had a bell before, we didn't cleaned it that much so it took a TOLL.

Do you know why I have a rabbits home? I BURROW-ed it.

Why must you keep your grass short? To keep LAW-n and order.

If you give a computer a set of teeth what will you get? More mega-BITES.