hi i'm a mess and my sister is @MsPositiveWhy go follow her

how'd you find this account, you lost soul

i'm the shitshow known as connor murphy

also my (kinda) friends are 
evan - @BrokenArmMan best boyfriend 2k20
zoe - @MsPositiveWhy (a pan with no plan whatsoever) she's probably solving the world's problems
alana - doesn't have a wattpad but my sister (her girlfriend) is probably gonna force her to have one at some point
jared - @kinkyboots42069 he's probably yelling "kinky" somewhere
rich - @rich-is-lit memeing somewhere maybe with jared
jake - @-JakeyD gay for @rich-is-lit
jeremy - @-jerebear i actually have no clue tbh
squip - @saltyemoTM probably the only person who can match my salt level
michael - @w33db01 i, too, w33d
maria - @itsmariamellhoes somewhere in the void and blasting jojo siwa
eliza - @LizzieMell maria's girlfriend or something
mac - @FreckMeow11 doing something sane??

so yeah, pls leave so i can be high alone thanks