i give up
i'm just letting zoe make the bio
go follow:
@420whatchasm0kin who is me, conn0r
@BrokenArmMan who is my amazing boyfriend, evan
@MsPositiveWhy the other half of this account, zoe 
@Charcoal37 who is zoe's girlfriend, alana
@kinkyboots42069 the bathbomb eating guy, jared 

ZOE'S BIO IS DOWN BELOW
THIS IS YOUR PART OF THE BIO DAMMIT ZOE.

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Hi I'm Zoe and Evan is not Connor's best friend he's his boyfriend and thanks Connor for saying bio 😊

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hi i'm Connor and Evan is not my boyfriend thanks for asking but zoe and alana on the other hand-

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CONNOR NO NOT TRUE

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IT IS, IN FACT, INSANELY TRUE

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N O O O

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Y E S S S

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this aged well. -connor