“Our separation of each other is an optical illusion of consciousness.” -Albert Einstein.

How do we start this? 
I don’t know. 
Hi!
Hi!
I was going to say hi. 
I said hi...

Hi! I’m RC. 
And I’m Riley. 
We're co-writers but we prefer to call it co-pilots. This account is shared by us and we’ll be co-piloting all of the stories on here in hopes of bringing you a little laughter to brighten your day. 

We’ve been friends for two years and we do things like finish each other’s sentences, message each other at 4am with random thoughts and ramblings, and burst out into laughter in public when thinking back on something the other said three days ago. The ironic thing is, we’ve never met in person. We live on opposite ends of the east coast and write everything that we write together in Google Docs. That way, we can both be writing in the same document at the same time and always see what the other is writing. That means that everything of ours that you read is written by both of us, sometimes even down to the word. If RC gets stuck, Riley is there to finish the sentence, or visa versa. 

Now what?
Maybe a few lines on what we like so your thermos can get spotlighted?
I love my thermos. 
Magical thermos. Don’t downgrade it like that, RC.
It is rather magical. <3

I like shoes. That’s my icon on my solo account. 
I’m not surprised, Riley. 
What else do we like?
I don’t know, I can’t decide.
Hmm. 
We’re really indecisive.
Maybe definitely a little bit. 
Sometimes possibly always. 

Side note, I just realized your name rhymes with smiley. 
We’re word nerds. 
We play Words with Friends. 
RC likes to play 102 point words.
Riley likes to inundate me with Q words. 
Jedi is not an acceptable word. 
I’d accept it. 
(:
(:

“In my friend, I find a second self.”  -Isabel Norton