Facts:
•I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
•Sometimes I wish I was a octopus so I can slap eight people at once.
•Im still waiting for the day I will need math in real life.
•I try not to break people hearts since they only have 1, but their bones since they have 206 of them.
•I could be a morning person if my coffee maker made wine.
•Sometimes all I need is a billion dollars.
•Sarcasm: just one of the many things I offer.
•Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary, its when it disappears.