I act like Damaia Candler sometimes, so you may hear me talking in a walmart pirate or demon general voice sometimes.

My gender is... complicated.

The boy you punched in the hallway?  He committed suicide a few minutes ago.  That girl you just called fat?  She's overdosing on diet pills.  That girl you just called ugly?  She's spending hours putting makeup on, hoping people will like her.   That boy you just tripped?  He's abused enough at home.  That boy you just made fun of for crying?  His mother is dying.  Put this on your profile if you're against bullying.

I have a knack for almost dying. (Averaging 2 times a year)

I like eyeballs! 

And the number 16! (16=4^2=2^4  <3 <3<3)

I like math!

I tried to write fluff/smut, but I learned that I couldn't do that unless I made it creepy-ish or gory, sooo...

I'll probably end up writing mostly whump with some angst.

I like writing crack, though I've gotten worse at making it non-gory over the years.

I would love to get better at writing comedy, but I'm not great at writing non-gory or non-cracky humour.

I would list my fandoms, but there are enough and I don't keep great enough track of them to list them here; I also don't have enough space left to do so. Talk to me about any fandom!

I can and will give you fanfic recs, please ask me, I love it when people take my advice.