Nicolas cage, but hotter

Get me a Thiccolas Cage Mug, please. 
          https://www.redbubble.com/i/mug/Thiccolas-Cage-Dummy-Thicc-Nicolas-Cage-Meme-by-Barnyardy/45886183.9Q0AD

I licked my buttered fingers with intent, imagining they were your naughty cock from last night

Last night I dreamt I was fucking your mom, and then I woke up and saw the broken condom on our bed.

Remember to slay all day. And more importantly, slay me in bed tonight