I'm absolutely abysmal at descriptions. Please don't throw me down a volcano.
I'm about the most awkward and socially unacceptable person you could ever meet and I like to write. A lot. Which is why I'm on Wattpad. That was...probably pretty obvious.
I guess I'm the freakshow without the show, and since my music taste ranges from Bon Jovi to Suicide Silence, I'll say I'm not exactly 100% in the norm of the population.
But hey, I can make a darn good chicken fetus- I MEAN OMELET...OMELET. I SWEAR.
Never mind, I think I will take the volcano option.
*As long as there's heavy metal and sunscreen because, you know, it might be a little warm in there.
**P.S. I do graphics for book covers so if you're in desperate need of a design, I'm your man. Girl, actually. Man just sounds cooler. I only ask for credit in the description :)
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Jun 22, 2016 04:00AM
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