Privyet comrades! I am Mother Russia, da? I will be doing the introducing now. 

*grabs a bottle pf vodka* I hope that we will become one...uh...become great friends, right? *smiles innocently* If you do the following for me, I will follow you back! I hope that you are all very nice people, because if you aren't...Kolkolkolkolkol *dark aura* *grabs Magic Metal Pipe of Pain*

I have two sisters. My older sister is Ukraine, and she is very nice...though...sometimes she cries. My younger sister is Belarus...she's very pretty,..but...sometimes she scares me.
Belarus: BIG BROTHER, LET'S BECOME ONE!!!!
Me: Ahhh~*hides under scarf* B-belarus, g-go away please!!!

Sometimes it gets kind of lonely at my house...but that okay! I have Latvia, Estonia, and Lithuania, da? They are my friends!
Baltic Trio: *shivers and slowly backs away*
Me: *smiles sadly* Maybe not...*sighs*