Here I am, just another person desperately trying to make it out of being in  the  thunderstorm of anonymous cyberspace writers.

I'll make it brief and leave you with three recommendations you probably won't take seriously.

   1: Watch old films; Ten things I hate about you, Dead Poets Society, The Breakfast Club. Don't trade them in for cliche plot lines and overused endings.

   2: Let yourself make fun of anything that takes itself too seriously. Fine, take yourself seriously, but as my teacher says 'be prepared to laugh at yourself before others do'. That was the reply I got when telling her I didn't think I was any good at her subject.

   3: Enjoy teachers (and people in general) doing stupid stuff. Like walking around with one shoe on. Or saying rude stuff at inappropriate moments.

{Cue the moment I say something so insanely witty you'll want to be my friend}

Well, I can tell you about other people being stupid. Will that work?
Or I'll just boast that I liked Ancient Greek mythology before Percy Jackson.

γνωθι σεαυτον 
Don't worry. You'll get your happy ending.