A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp

Guys…
          	
          	I SWEAR I’M NOT A SIMP
          	
          	PLEASE
          	
          	*Meanwhile my irl friends in the background teasing me about it*
          	
          	PLEASE BELIEVE ME
          	
          	(There’s going to be at least one ppl here who will make fun of me about it isn’t it </3)

Rodger_CaseFiles

@A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp SIMPER HAHAHA *insert laughing emoji pointing at you*
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A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp

@Garryiz Oop- (Real- I’M MEAN WHAAAT I SAID NOTHING YOU SAW NOTHING.)
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A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp

Guys…
          
          I SWEAR I’M NOT A SIMP
          
          PLEASE
          
          *Meanwhile my irl friends in the background teasing me about it*
          
          PLEASE BELIEVE ME
          
          (There’s going to be at least one ppl here who will make fun of me about it isn’t it </3)

Rodger_CaseFiles

@A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp SIMPER HAHAHA *insert laughing emoji pointing at you*
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A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp

@Garryiz Oop- (Real- I’M MEAN WHAAAT I SAID NOTHING YOU SAW NOTHING.)
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Garryiz

My Oc/persona:
          Name: Jamie (Jay) Collins
          Age: 17
          Personality: Morally grey, calm & Strategically intelligent
          Job: Summerjob in bar & 6th year hogwarts student (Slytherin)
          Living in: London 
          Gender: androgynous (cisgender) 
          Pronouns: He/him 
          Sexuality: Uranic/Androsexual 
          Blood relation: halfblood
          Relationship status: Taken (Boyfriend)
          Ex's: 1 (Chris)
          Hobbies: Doodling, Reading, Chilling with music

A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp

@Garryiz 
            
            Azure nearly dropped his watering can from the presence of the owl. He looked over at the hole on the greenhouse roof and at the spot of the statue where the owl had banged into. How did an owl even break through the glass roof into his garden…?
            
            Azure sighed and put aside his watering can, before taking a clean cloth and wiping the spot on the garden statue.
            
            “Sure Jay… You were… ‘strategically relocating’ yourself, like you have said, from the exam. Sure.” Azure deadpans while he wipes the spot on the statue before going on to water some moonflowers. 
            
            “And as for your…” Azure thought through his words carefully. “… Supposedly ‘minor unfortunate accident’… Probably in between.”
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A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp

@Garryiz Issok i had class too i just showered imma continue after i eat :3
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Garryiz

@A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp 
            
            Jay gave a small, crooked smile at Azure’s warning, the kind that suggested he was absolutely going to get caught eventually—just hopefully not today.
            
            He pushed off the gate and wandered closer, casually inspecting the nightshades like a customer browsing a suspiciously illegal shop.
            
            “First of all,” Jay said calmly, “I didn’t skip school. I *strategically relocated* myself away from an exam that clearly wasn’t ready for my brilliance.”
            
            He reached out and lightly tapped one of the leaves.
            
            “And second, the jukebox thing was community service. The bar’s atmosphere improved instantly. You haven’t lived until you’ve poured drinks while dramatic villain music plays every time someone orders something shady.”
            
            Jay paused, thinking.
            
            “…Which, now that I say it out loud, might have been most of the customers.”
            
            Before Azure could respond, there was a sudden **whoosh** overhead.
            
            An owl dive-bombed straight past them and crashed into the garden statue behind Azure with a loud *thud*, feathers everywhere. The owl shook itself, clearly annoyed, and then locked eyes on Jay like it had been tracking him across half of London.
            
            Jay stared back.
            
            “…Okay,” he muttered. “Found the owl.”
            
            The owl immediately dropped a thick envelope stamped with several aggressive-looking seals.
            
            Jay did not pick it up.
            
            Instead, he slowly looked at Azure.
            
            “So hypothetically,” Jay said, very calm, “if someone accidentally enchanted a jukebox, caused a minor betting ring in Slytherin, and maybe—*maybe*—triggered a magical disturbance alert… how illegal do you think that is on a scale from ‘detention’ to ‘international incident’?”
            
            The envelope suddenly **sparked ominously**.
            
            Jay sighed.
            
            “…That sparkle feels like paperwork.”
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A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp

How-
          
          How do i almost fall asleep during french exam in a span of 20 minutes

A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp

@JessKnitz My attention span for boring stuff sucks (I accidentally fall asleep again </3)
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A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp

I’m bored who wanna roleplay with me

A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp

@Garryiz Sure u can be ur own oc or a character and u can send a roleplay scenario in my announcements or ur announcements :3
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OfficialAstro

im stupid but
          
          whats pre forsaken
          and forsaken
          
          

A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp

@OfficialAstro Pre-forsaken are events that occur before characters got forsakened :3
            
            Forsaken is, uh, forsaken
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A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp

Gais…
          
          What would y’all do if i become non-binary one day.

A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp

@OfficialAstro :3 (We also don’t question about the stools placement…)
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A_R4nd0m_Azur3_S1mpp

@OfficialAstro YAY *climbs up some horribly misplaced stools to pat ur head and gives you candy*
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