This isn't a real about me, so enjoy.

A single house mom of two cats named James and Lucifer. Attends church religiously, about the same amount a Jew would enter a Catholic church. (Never) As one of seven children, I am used to fighting to the death and burying bodies. My heroes are Shakira and Ke$ha. Once every week I turn into a werewolf and play poker with the local dogs. My favorite story is Strands of Bronze and Gold, a Bluebeard retelling. (That is actually true) I write because why not? Every one else is doing it. So please, enjoy, my pets.