🍃Alex🍃

gotta love getting having a nightmare then going to wattpad and thinking a funny story was gonna distract me only to find out i’ve been hacked so people know my birthday :)

You remind me of a Brussel sprout

OMG GUYS! I LITERALLY HAVEN’T BEEN ON HERE FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!? THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 100 FOLLOWERS! I REALLY DON’T DESERVE IT!!!

Lowkey got yelled at
          
          Highkey happy I don’t have to see my bitch of a friend next year

I just finished my whole book report (paragraph summary, paragraph per question: 4 questions) and read my book (Fahrenheit 451) within all of 2 hours just so I could sleep. 
          
          Kids, don’t be like me.... 

I woke up to two men screaming Spanish outside my window wtf

I put my bath bomb in, but it just denigrated. No lavender smell or anything. It’s just gone. I’m disappointed! I was promised a fun fizz! 

Does anyone just catch feelings for someone and scream internally like, 
          
          “IM NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE THESE! WHAT DO I DO?!”
          
          

“Thanos was walking by and the clap of his ass cheeks made Denki and Sero denigrate.” 
                                                                       — I comment I never knew I posted

Normal kids rn: hanging around with friends and probably going to clubs and getting laid.
          
          Us: “M A K E  I T  G A Y.”