For anyone who doesn't know me--

I'm not what one ought consider nice. 
I have a broad range of tastes, in just about everything. 
I follow a strict, and rather personal, code of conduct. 
I rarely compliment anything. When I do, they're sincere. Don't simply dismiss my compliments.
I'm quite fond of "colorful" wording. 
I don't apologize for things in which I had no direct contact. 
I extend to everyone the same basic courtesies, whether you receive more is up to you. 
I mind my manners only to the extent required. 
I'm blunt; I'll say what I'm thinking whether or not you appreciate it. 
I don't give a damn what you think of me. 
There are certain things I won't say, simply to preserve how much weight they carry. 
I'm forgiving, to a point. 
My sarcasm is extremely subtle. 
I have a macabre, borderline dry, sense of humor. 
I tease people frequently, but if I overstep please let me know. 
I rarely take sides, as I can make a strong case for all perspectives. 
My respect is earned, but first comes my trust. 
Most likely, you will be unable to offend me. 


If you're polite to me, I won't pay attention to your age. I prefer to converse without hindrances, and age can be a rather significant one. Now, if you must know, I'm not of legal drinking age. 

I'm one of the few left in this world who simply does not have a hidden agenda. I'm not thirsty, I won't push you for anything. I always have an ear open for those who need someone to listen.