Hello, humans. I am God. A lot of you know who I am, but not personally of course. My son introduced me to the internet and this... "App". I don't quite understand it yet, as with most things in this modern world and society, but I think I'm beginning to understand it.

This app is very... Interesting. I'm not sure that young children should be using it, but besides that it is acceptable. I'd say that the writings on it were strange, but it doesn't phase me, because I've seen much stranger things throughout my time of existence. Also, I can selectively read your thoughts. So, I am not oblivious to the lewd ones. Speaking of which, there is no use in attempting to hide them from me. Believe it or not, I may not know everything, but I do hear and see everything. I see all. Perhaps not all at once, but I do.

You may be surprised to find out that I do not enjoy socializing much, especially with humans. I did create you, but that doesn't necessarily mean that I enjoy you, especially considering what some of you have done. However, I do forgive you. I am forgiving. I'm also loving, appreciative, respectful, sympathetic, helpful, and intelligent, much like my wonderful son. My son has told me as of writing this, that I am mentioning him to often, but I disagree. I love my son. I love everything I've created, even if some of what I've created has flaws.

My son also told me what LGBTQ+ was and that I should mention that I support it. I do support LGBTQ+. All relationships are valid and should not be criticized. As my son phrases it : "Love is love.". Also, he says to insert these "emojis", which are very colorful : 🌈 🏳️‍🌈

"Considering what they've done, humans have many flaws, but I do forgive them."