Actually-God

My son tells me I am "like everyone's loveable online Dad". I suppose this is true, because I am everyone's universal father.
          	
          	Please "follow" my son. The name he goes by, on this app, is : @Jesus_Christ_Yo.
          	
          	Now, I will insert a smiling face...
          	
          	:)

iiNCUBUSiiNC

@Actually-God 
          	  I love all of this, it's so wholesome
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SIR__JAY

@Actually-God 
          	  I don't know if this is to be taken seriously but I can't help laughing ಥ‿ಥ
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CowKazoo

God, darling, you're my best friend
          But there's a few things that you don't know of
          Why I borrow your lipstick so often
          I'm using your shirt as a pillow case
          
          I wanna ruin our friendship
          We should be lovers instead
          I don't know how to say this
          'Cause you're really my dearest friend
          
          God, darling, you're my best friend
          I've been doing bad things that you don't know about
          Stealing your stuff now and then
          Nothing you'd miss but it means the world to me
          
          I wanna ruin our friendship
          We should be lovers instead
          I don't know how to say this
          'Cause you're really my dearest friend
          I wanna ruin our friendship
          I don't know how to say this
          'Cause you're really my dearest friend
          
          God take my hand
          'Cause we are more than friends
          I will follow you until the end
          God take my hand
          I cannot pretend
          Why I never like your new boyfriends
          
          Oh, your love for them won't last long
          Forget those amigos
          Oh, your love for them won't last long
          Forget those amigos
          Forget those amigos
          
          I wanna ruin our friendship
          We should be lovers instead
          I don't know how to say this
          'Cause you're really my dearest friend
          
          Oh, your love for them won't last long
          We should be lovers instead
          Oh, your love for them won't last long
          'Cause you're really my dearest friend
          
          We should be lovers instead
          'Cause you're really my dearest friend
          God
          
          

t0riixyz

God? Do animals go to heaven? (just curious) 

t0riixyz

@OmoregieVictoria it's okay, I shouldn't have put the question mark after the 'God'. I just wanted to know where animals go to when they die.
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SIR__JAY

@OmoregieVictoria 
            Ohhhh...
            Sorry...
            I thought you were trying to be savage by insinuating he was an animal.
            Sorry.
            
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Actually-God

My son tells me I am "like everyone's loveable online Dad". I suppose this is true, because I am everyone's universal father.
          
          Please "follow" my son. The name he goes by, on this app, is : @Jesus_Christ_Yo.
          
          Now, I will insert a smiling face...
          
          :)

iiNCUBUSiiNC

@Actually-God 
            I love all of this, it's so wholesome
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SIR__JAY

@Actually-God 
            I don't know if this is to be taken seriously but I can't help laughing ಥ‿ಥ
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