Top of the morning lads, Hola amigos, or just plain hello. I am Afish8me2china, or Elijah, I I will do anything and everything I can to haunt your dreams.  Here's some things you need to know for me to prove I'm insane:

I was going to dress up as rick ashly and Rick Roll my entire school for the school talent show (Then COVID hit)
It would've been amazing Charles

I'm trying to learn Spanish so I can swear and people and they wouldn't know 

I'm the only male shipper I know

I've developed an irrational phobia of periods (THANKS ALOT COCO) and it is likely more painful for me to be talking about them then it is to experience one. 

Whenever someone massively fails, my signature tag line for it is MEGAOOF don't u dare steal it or I will block you

Ok that's enough. Enjoy my stories or die.