I am currently stalking 17 people. One is Donald Trump. Three are currently involved in relationships with lamps. I love crackships and believe any pairing can work if written correctly. However, I have a few exceptions to this rule.

1) No pedophilia
2) No necrophilia
3) No anything-else-wacko-philia

Some of my fanfics will be super edgy and pretentious: others may seem to be inspired by rainbows, and some will leave you scratching your head whilst screaming, "What da @&$! just happened?!".

If you message me, I will respond.  I do take requests, just message me through Wattpad or by my e-mail (InsanityInsight@gmail.com) to send a request in or just to talk to me. I'm lonely!