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Hi!!!!

Hey guys I need an idea for Hermione the crazy fangirls

Directions to Llama-land:
          Left at the rainbow, Right at the unicorn. And if you've passed the penguin, you've gone too far.
          When the world is ending, I'm throwing the party!
          I ran with scissors, and lived!
          I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
          I don't obsess! I think intensely.
          All the good ones are either dateing someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
          Stupid shiny Volvo owner.
          The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
          "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
          A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
          Did you know chocolate is poisonous. The leathal dose is 22 pounds...I'm screwed.
          One day, I will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
          Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
          Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
          STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
          Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
          Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!
          So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.
          Doctors say I have multiple personalities. Three of us disagree with that, the fourth is undecided.
          Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
          I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
          If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.
          I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem

They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.
          Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
          It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
          Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone
          Hating me won't make you any prettier. Nice try though.
          Less is more and none is perfect. Unless we're talking about chocolate.
          Just remember: some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
          I managed to plan a whole world domination in History class.
          Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
          Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
          "Education is important, school however, is another matter."
          "Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick."
          "Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."
          "Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
          "I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."
          "1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."
          "Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
          "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
          'Hold my purse.'"
          Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
          Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
          Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
          Trying is the first step toward failure.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! (I love this one!!)
          
          When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
          You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.
          Remember this: if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"
          Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.
          Every time you open your mouth, you get in trouble. Alternatively, just stick up your middle finger under the table.
          We're friends - you laugh, I laugh. you cry, I cry, you jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder, then go save your butt.
          A good friend will warn you before you walk into a door, but a best friend will let you walk into the door and laugh.
          You, me, whipped cream. Get the picture? LET'S MAKE SUNDAES! What in the world were you thinking?
          What are you looking at? Answer: Air! it's everywhere!!
          I called your boyfriend gay... he hit me with his purse
          I didn't slap you!! I high fived you in the face!!
          My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

I didn't loose my mind; I sold it on eBay!
          I am currently out of my mind; feel free to leave a message.
          I am temporarily distracted by a shiny object.
          When you talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.
          I see dead people...and they say to stay away from you.
          Our great defense against He-who-must-not-be-named consists of a con-artist, a few teachers, a house wife, a convict, a spy, a senile old man, a werewolf, a fellow who's hobby is collecting 'plugs', a half giant and a squib? ...we are so doomed...
          A day without sunshine is like...well, night
          Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
          Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
          Don't follow in my footsteps... I run into walls!!
          By the time you finish reading this you'll realize I just wasted 5 seconds of your life!!
          Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!
          I'm probably in the sky flying with the fishes; or maybe in the ocean swimming with the pigeons; see my world is different!
          Every Story Has an End, but in Life, Every End is a New Beginning!
          Please make the little voices in my head shut up, they’re confusing me!!
          In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.
          Don’t upset me; I’m running out of places to put the bodies.
          If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.
          Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.
          Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
          Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
          Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
          You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
          Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
          "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton.
          Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
          There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
          I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.
          Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
          Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
          You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
          It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
          When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
          I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
          Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
          Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
          Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
          Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
          Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
          Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
          Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
          Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
          Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
          Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
          When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
          Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
          You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
          Why is their Brail on the drive up ATM machine??
          Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
          Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?
          Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
          If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
          Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
          I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
          People say I'm A.D.D! can you believe that there is NO WAY I'm A... Ooh! look! shiny!
          A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
          READING is my OCD!!
          For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
          Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
          Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
          If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
          If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
          If it works, rip it apart and find out why.
          "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."
          "If people were meant to pop out of bed we would all sleep in toasters.
          Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'

Harry Potter Oath
          
          I promise to remember Ron, everytime I see a spider and scream,
          
          I promise to remember Harry, everytime I wake up from a bad dream,
          
          I promise to do my homework, just for Hermione's sake,
          
          And promise to remember Tonks, everytime I drop something and it breaks.
          
          I promise to remember Hagrid, everytime someone is kind to me,
          
          And I promise that, like Voldemort, I won't let the idea of eternal glory blind me.
          
          I promise I'll remember Lily, everytime I see something that holds pure beauty,
          
          And like Snape, I'll promise I'll put, nothing before duty.
          
          Like Luna I won't hesitate, to be different from the rest,
          
          And just for Professor McGonagall, I'll strive to be the best.
          
          I promise to remember Fred and George, whenever something makes me smile,
          
          And turn my thoughts to Arthur and Molly too, every once in a while.
          
          I promise to remember Lupin when, I'm not in the pink of health,
          
          And will remember to remember the Weasley family, when I'm just a little short of wealth.
          
          I promise to think of Sirius, when I'm upto no good,
          
          And give everything to protect my family, just as Draco would.
          
          I promise to remember Seamus, everytime I accidentally set something on fire,
          
          And pop sherbet lemons like Dumbledore, whenever situations are dire.
          
          To dear Mad-Eye, I'll raise my glass, whenever I get the chance,
          
          And for Fleur, atleast once in my life, I'll take a trip down to France.
          
          I promise never to forget old Neville, a hero in our hearts he will be,
          
          And last but not the least, dear Dobby, who always showed unfailing loyalty.
          
          Yes I promise to love Harry Potter, where ever may I go,
          
          So that all may see my obsession,
          
          Because I know what potterheads know.

FRIEND VS BEST FRIEND
          
          FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
          BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
          
          FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
          BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
          
          FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
          BEST FRIENDS: Will trip anyone close to you, so no one is looking at you anymore.
          
          FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
          BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
          
          FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
          BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and share your tissues"
          
          FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
          BEST FRIENDS: Will offer you their straw.
          
          FRIENDS: Will help you move.
          BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
          
          FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
          BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
          
          FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
          BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
          
          FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
          BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
          
          FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
          BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not feeling down anymore.
          
          FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
          BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
          
          FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days and sometimes forget to return it.
          BEST FRIENDS: Buys things in twos, so they you can have one.
          
          FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
          BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
          
          FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
          BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
          
          FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
          BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
          
          FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
          BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.