w۫۰۪e۫۰۪l۫۰۪c۫۰۪o۫۰۪m۫۰۪e۫۰ ۪t۫۰۪o۫۰ ۪m۫۰۪y۫۰ ۪h۫۰۪u۫۰۪m۫۰۪b۫۰۪l۫۰۪e۫۰ ۪a۫۰۪b۫۰۪o۫۰۪d۫۰۪e۫۰

▂▃▄▅▆▇█▓▒░Caution my bio is fucktastic!!! And you may go insane from my awesomeness!!! There are many things you should know about me

• My first language is #sarcasm.

• I am part stupid part awesome.

• I am the funiest (is that even a word.) gal you’ll ever read, wink wink, nudge nudge, tickle tickle, slap slap.

• I sometimes count how many peenis jokes I can say before I fell like washing my mouth with soap. Heh heh peenis jokes.

• I am currently helping you waste 60 seconds of your life, you’re totes welcome ;P

• I tend to make day-to-day sexual innuendos.

• 60 seconds up!!! Feel free to check out my uncompleted books.

Wait one more thing………

Loading Sexy... ██████████████████.......100% Completed.

(Lolzwhut?!?!) Distraction bar.

But seriously please check out my unrealistic goals

Fans 
[X] - 5
[X] -10
[ ] - 15 
[ ] – 20

Votes 
[X] - 5 
[X] - 10
[X] - 15 
[ ] – 20

Books 
[ ] – complete one book…ha!!! 
[ ] – complete two books…. Ha ha!!! 
[ ] – complete a series…Yeah right!


Update Dates:

The Originals  #1 of the Originals series) Friday-Monday

Dark Paradise  #2 of the Originals series) Coming Soon

Dark Moon  #3 of the Originals series) Coming Soon

Reign Of England (Unsure if it's going to be a series, yet) Monday- Wednesday

Legacy Wednesday-Friday



And that ladies and gentlemen that is the end of my unrealistic goals and awesome bio please enjoy some incomplete books.

Tah tah now!!!▒▓█▇▆▅▄▃▂