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So... I was out playing tag with my daughter yesterday on this flowerbed thingy, running around on the the edge, keeping fair distance from each other. Until she just went like 'fuck it's and the gremlin just ran across the damn thing, starling me, so I took a step back, but there wasn't anymore flowerbed to stand on, so when my leg met the ground, my knee bent the wrong way, so now, in addition to the whole world being on lock down, I can't frickin walk. Meaning I will probably come up with a lot more stories to write in the next weeks or so!