Welcome dear Wattpad reader! You poor thing! You must be lost- 

Oh wait... you aren't?

Well um... *cough*... if you aren't lost....

Welcome to a typical, below adverage author's page!

Let me warn you, though she is a bit frightening (considering she has an obsession with tiny glass bottles and talks in third person), this author is (mostly) harmless.

Being the young, hormone enraged, typical teenager, this author is at the young, tender, and annoying as fuck age of 14.

This strange- I mean, 'unique' Author is given the birth name Jordan.

Many of her favorite activities include  (but not limited to), knitting, playing with her feet, and trying to decide what she likes more: Puppies or Kittens.

Our Author here is a Scorpio and is extermly loyal to her friends and family.

Seriously though, if you mess with her (or those close to her), she will cut you.

The current things that she wants most in the world is food, the destruction of homework, and more time for life.

While she writes her books, she likes to listen to The Imperial March (aka Darth Vader's Theme song) because it makes her feel like a bad ass bitch.

If you bother to stick around and observe are slightly insane friend here, you'll get at your disposal some-what shitty books (most of them which she deletes anyway because she has barely a morsel of self confidence) as well as terrible list, and plagues of notifications about which book she is spam voting.

If you would like to contact or stalk are dear author:

Email: sulli110111@gmail.com
 
Wattpad: ...

Tumblr: hipster1rain (be warned, she has no idea what she's doing)

Instagram: (though she practically dead on that) Hipster_Rain 

Twitter: Hipster_Rain 

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Have a nice day and watch out for those Shia LaBeouf cannibals (pesky things)!