Alien_Salt

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Since it's been what 1,000 years here's a few updates:
          	
          	How old are you?
          	- 16, it's crazy, I can drive and curse in front of my mom (even though she doesn't like it), life is WILD 
          	
          	What grade are you in?
          	- I'm a 10th grader, not quite a fresh man, but enough to get the hell pit's sweet, sweet, sleep depravity 
          	
          	Why did you leave?
          	- I wasn't that good of a writer (not to say I'm AMAZING now but atleast I'm self aware)
          	- family reason shit hit the fan realllll quick guys, but it's mostly good now
          	
          	Why did you come back?
          	-not really, sure, I've been resloving alot of things in my life and I feel like this is a time of change, so here's a change!
          	
          	What else is new:
          	-i moved, that was werid, but I guess it's ok now??
          	- I'm MUCH more gay now, like super, hella, uncomfortably queer
          	- I've got new friends and old friends
          	- I've glowed up? Or down, idk still working that out
          	
          	Anyhoo, that all for now folks, it's 10pm, your girl has two project due tomorrow and has done jack crackers for them.
          	
          	Thanks again to all those that manage to still follow me all this time, love ya always

Alien_Salt

this message may be offensive
Since it's been what 1,000 years here's a few updates:
          
          How old are you?
          - 16, it's crazy, I can drive and curse in front of my mom (even though she doesn't like it), life is WILD 
          
          What grade are you in?
          - I'm a 10th grader, not quite a fresh man, but enough to get the hell pit's sweet, sweet, sleep depravity 
          
          Why did you leave?
          - I wasn't that good of a writer (not to say I'm AMAZING now but atleast I'm self aware)
          - family reason shit hit the fan realllll quick guys, but it's mostly good now
          
          Why did you come back?
          -not really, sure, I've been resloving alot of things in my life and I feel like this is a time of change, so here's a change!
          
          What else is new:
          -i moved, that was werid, but I guess it's ok now??
          - I'm MUCH more gay now, like super, hella, uncomfortably queer
          - I've got new friends and old friends
          - I've glowed up? Or down, idk still working that out
          
          Anyhoo, that all for now folks, it's 10pm, your girl has two project due tomorrow and has done jack crackers for them.
          
          Thanks again to all those that manage to still follow me all this time, love ya always

kali-fa

Hola there! Extremely honoured you decided to follow me (you'll regret it I promise, I'm one annoying little bitch) but ohmigawd you're called Jordan too? Nice to meet another Jordan 

kali-fa

Hell yeah!
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Alien_Salt

@tsundokii OMFG, YOUR A JORDAN TOO?!?!? The pleasure is mine 
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HoldMyWings

Heyllo, Nadia really likes your bio and finds you awesome, considering she finds nothing but herself and Iron Man awesome, so that's quite a feat. 
          
          Btw, rocking that third person yo!

HoldMyWings

@Hipster_Rain I appreciate the effort ;) 
            
            (I gave up on the third person stuff...too much effort for me!)
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Alien_Salt

@HoldMyWings Hipster_Rain would like to thank you! Considering the only things she finds awesome is: Cute animals, Supernatural, anime, breathing, etc. She finds this extra EXTRA awesome, and appreciates your follow from the bottom of her heart.
            
            Ps, thanks! I put ALOT of effort into it :D
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Alien_Salt

Heyooo! So I've been out (living life and stuff) and I just got back from a cruise. I've been working on a few new chapters for "The Art Of Stalking" But I did alot of plot changing so... (hear me out here) I'm unpublishing 'The Art of Stalking' just for a little while. More info will be in my updating book 'Loop'