Sam_8q7e318

Can you please change your pfp to a cat  

a horse walks into a bar
          
          the barman asks:
          
          "Why the long face?"

how does one deal with the concept of death

i feel like i'm in one of those your-soulmate-feels-your-pain-and-vice-versa type AUs
          
          like wtf is this random ass pain??? it doesn't seem bruised, and i don't remember scratching it or anything????
          
          have i been reading so many soulmate AUs that it's begun taking a physical toll on me? is that even possible?
          
          owkkdjrjeke i don't get lifee

HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL 

so i was reading the wattpad code of conduct, you know, like you do, and came across this:
          
          "You shouldn’t post anything you might regret in the future or that your peers, family, or mentors might not want to see online."
          
          well fuck me with a chainsaw
          
          i'm pretty sure i would be disowned if my mum found my account lmaoo
          
          MAMA I'M A CRIMINAL LOOK AT MEE

IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN 

i feel like i got the red plague
          
          i even got the (kinda)red eye lmaoo

today has been a rollercoaster and it's only 2pm(2:46 but yknow)
          
          i had a test that's like half my grade
          
          my eye is fucking bleeding because someone's more blind than me, and I WEAR GLASSES. which were, btw, fucking destroyed
          
          apparently my ex has been bullying me this entire time and i was too stupid to see i had a case against him
          
          and my classmates are doing a stupid fucking secret santa i do NOT want to be part of. but i have to -_-
          
          sometimes i wish i lived in America
          i wish i could just take a bullet to the head and be done

i'mma try out for the school's volleyball team, wish me luck