"You gotta have cake to give cake." -Uyen (aka Christine or Bob)
Uyen (aka Christine/Bob): ashton_is_a_llama
Christina (aka Chriff): chris-_-tina
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Stories by All_Hail_Cake
Male Prostitute
In which a lonely girl goes to a male prostitute for some meaning.
1D and 5sos Jokes
Random jokes I found on the internet so don't hate.
Maybe be a little mean and offensive to the 5sos family a...
Today .HarryStyles.
"I can't tell anymore if it's tomorrow's yesterday, or yesterday's tomorrow."
