Hiya ^^ I'm Aly ;) And I'll be your sexy captain this evening 

Follow/read/fap to my bestie Sandy, she writes One Direction fanfiction and is amazingly amazing. Seriously, her fanfics will brighten your day (and your vagina). http://www.wattpad.com/user/Blondieee1597

We also have a shared account that we use to post fanfics that we write for each other, so be sure to check out that too for more sexy sexual sex http://www.wattpad.com/user/sallykinze

I write fanfiction. A lot. I'm not sure how often I'll be on here tho, because wattpad is a prick. This whole site is a clusterfucking circlejerking cocksucking pile of banana shit. Not happy. But whatever.

I love Gerard Way & Frank Iero & Impractical Jokers & Subway & Red Pandas & Doge & Scary Movies & gay shit. I ship Bunny from South Park religiously, and Frerard, and Kyoukao, among other shiz. Anime is awesome too. So is Pierce the Viel & Falling in Reverse & Pewdiepie & my bae Markiplier. ;D

My Killjoy name is Rhapsodic Virus. :3 Speaking of which, Have You Smiled Today? {Oh fuck I think I failed}

My favorite musicals are The Book of Mormon, Avenue Q,  and Legally Blonde. Broadway's fucking rad

I always follow back! If you follow me, please pm me to follow you back ;D you sexy motherfucker

I'm always up for talking/obsessing/fangirling if you bitches need to relinquish your inner horndog

If Gee's a jacket slut then Frankie's a jacket

Teehee. Yeah.

Awkward.
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