lightninrod

Thank you for stalking me. I stalk back. You seem the kind of hopelessly sad case I need as one of my readers. I don't write about skittles (too phallic), but I've upset a few Harry Potter fans by doing a boyxboy on Harry. http://www.wattpad.com/story/7964262-harry-potter-and-the-caves-of-desire
          Other than that, all my stories are about serious subjects, like how to get away with murder (live in the future) http://www.wattpad.com/story/5664763-i%27m-a-killer-shame-we%27ll-never-meet so you'll probably never read them. :^(