Crazy person’s guide to being normal:

1) Do NOT send me "k" it's called okay or in worst case scenario "ok". One K and the conversation is over for good and I hate you, your parents and your God damn grandparents. This is not the alphabetic song here, bitch! 

2) Just saying if you can lose like 80% of the abbreviations I'd be grateful. I mean, ILY? Then why are you so damn lazy! Say it properly or I will come out of the screen and stab your eyes with a fork! 

3) If ya tlk lik dis get da hell out or shoot ur head. You’re doomed man. Too far damaged to be repaired.

About the author of the guide:

I'm alive, I think. And I also happen to be an Egyptian. Yes, I'm one of those 'crazy aliens who built the pyramids with their super powers'. And sure, we live in tents. It just happens that my tent has a WiFi connection 

Painting is my way of singing. Sketching is my way of talking.

Muslimah. Al hamd lAllah. Please understand that we are not all terrorist. 


I'm Entomophobic; show me an insect and I'll show you how to run away like a chicken.

Speaks English, Arabic, French and alittle bit of German. Sexy? I know, I know. So yea, I can practically talk in all three languages but the German *cough* not really. I barely even understand it.

People you need in order to survive in this crazy world:

@AvRave20 she's mine and only mine! Best friend Miss you so much! Hope new school is getting better
@Someone-something walk away from her or I will traumatize you to death! SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND! DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! 
@WestStar A coffee who finally found her milk
@bkooden you know those people who say "lol" more than they breathe? yea, you've been warned! 
@IamPilgrim Woman can bleat! Honestly! (Love you mellow!)
@SlowTyper Think I'm a witch? Wait till you see my sister
@amuchan98 PEACH!
@lightninrod Doughnuts!
 @Houseyoda Gorilla
 @Callmelilz @LifeSavior @Napolean_Blownapart @subwayghost 
R.I.P Mariam. 
Please don't rape that button; it's very sensitive!