@BadGirlWriter4Life When I was 14 me and Hope made a deal that if we were still friends in five years we would get matching tattoos of whatever the artist decided. So I have a potato.
@gayyyyypanicccccc cheated on me.
ON OUR ANNIVERSARY HOPEY! REALLY!? ILL NEVER FORGIVE U
and it wasn't even with somebody hotter than me...It was with...Lucy *gag*
No becuz I'm crying rn. I went into the bathroom and sat on the toilet, only to jump up because it was like my ass just touched an ice cube
Whoever thought seat coolers were a good idea???
I'm just waiting for the delulu to wear off because ain't no way this man just offered to help me curl the back of my hair that I was struggling to reach.
AINT NO WAY THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY REAL AND AINT NO WAY THIS GUY ACTUALLY WANTED ME ENOUGH TO PROPOSE.
I'm probably in some sort of coma and have been since I was seventeen and we first started dating.