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•Spreading smiles like they’re herpes
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•Recovering ice cream addict
•Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice
In search of sleep, sanity, & the shire
- a dumpster probably
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Hola friends!
I got this idea from a friend of mine, @Glitch-Girl aka The Moist Towel.
Within the binding of...