•A caffeine dependent life-form 

•Spreading smiles like they’re herpes

•Gifted napped

•Good Samaritan 

•Puns preferred intended

•Recovering ice cream addict

•Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice

In search of sleep, sanity, & the shire


  • a dumpster probably
  • JoinedMay 20, 2014
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Americanldiot Americanldiot May 14, 2015 09:48PM 
LISTEN UP U MUFFINS I GOT A REFERRAL TODAY FOR SKIPPING CLASS AN GOING TO MCDONALDS IM SO SCREWED BYE OMF
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Very Important Song Lyrics by Americanldiot
Very Important Song Lyrics
A collection of my favorite song lyrics :)
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Daily Reminders :) by Americanldiot
Daily Reminders :)
daily reminders for amazing people :)
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1000 Facts About Me! by Americanldiot
1000 Facts About Me!
Hola friends! I got this idea from a friend of mine, @Glitch-Girl aka The Moist Towel. Within the binding of...
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these r pretty effin cool dudes
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