Americanldiot

LISTEN UP U MUFFINS I GOT A REFERRAL TODAY FOR SKIPPING CLASS AN GOING TO MCDONALDS IM SO SCREWED BYE OMF

Americanldiot

@Glitch-Girl I SWEAR ON MY LIFE ILL SHOW YOU THE REFERRAL
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Glitch-Girl

@Americanldiot 
          	  
          	  r u serious man? wtf XD
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Americanldiot

LISTEN UP U MUFFINS I GOT A REFERRAL TODAY FOR SKIPPING CLASS AN GOING TO MCDONALDS IM SO SCREWED BYE OMF

Americanldiot

@Glitch-Girl I SWEAR ON MY LIFE ILL SHOW YOU THE REFERRAL
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Glitch-Girl

@Americanldiot 
            
            r u serious man? wtf XD
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Americanldiot

DUDES OKAY SO YESTERDAY I WAS EATING YOGHURT RIGHT AND I FORGOT TO GRAB A SPOON & I WAS TOO LAZY TO GET UP AND GRAB ONE. SO ME BEING THE SMART PERSON I AM I BEND THE LID INTO A SPOON SHAPE AND I GO TO EAT IT AND I CUT MY FUCKINH MOUTH. BYE. 

Americanldiot

guYS CODE RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
          MY PARENTS HAVE FIGURED OUT WHAT WATTPAD IS AND THEY CAME UP TO ME ADN WERE LIKE "HEY DO U KNOW WHAT TIHS IS?/?" AND IM ALL LIKE "NO? WTH IS THAT??/" AND THEY WERE LIKE "ITS A COOL APP THAT HAS LIKE A BUNCH OF BOOKS LOL" AND I WAS LIKE "OH COOL ILL CHECK IT OUT!!1!!"

AlexandraPaigeM

@Americanldiot MAKE A FAKE ACCOUNT AND CONVINCE THEM THAT ITS YOUR ONLY ONE AND CHANGE YOUR NAME ON THIS ACCOUNT PLZ
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the_lukeyy_hemmo

@Americanldiot omg XD hide the fanfics
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Americanldiot

@Keelie-anya NO PROBLEM FRIEND ✌☺

Americanldiot

@Keelie-anya IT HAS BEEN SAID. THERE IS NO TURNING BACK. WE ARE FRIENDS ✋
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kdavis10

@alex-from-target WAIT NOW WE ARE FRIENDS?
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Americanldiot

@yamelislugo Helloooo ✋

Americanldiot

@yamelislugo  Well you see, I am actually a hybrid of both the carrot and potato.
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luke_hamings

@alex-from-target  are you a carrot or a potato 
            Im weird so don't ask
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