RGB: Minding his own business
Reader: Comes up behind him and starts making perverted jokes
RGB, sighing: Hero, please stop behaving so childishly.
Reader, pouting:
Reader, dramatically collapsing onto RGB's lap: Love meeeeeeeee
RGB:
RGB: W-
Reader: Suddenly sits up and licks his 'face'
RGB, s c r e e c h i n g :
Madras: LOUD CACKLING