I'm just a guy who doesn't know how to function outside of being weird and loud and spontaneous. I'd say I like long walks on the beach, but I don't live near one. I can't help but think I'm boring you so I'll stop.


I'm working on a new book that I look forward to sharing, as well as rewriting one that is already pretty good. I hope you don't mind my writing style if and/or when I publish something.