Andromida

Oh My Glob i love reading stuff on WattPad :) thinking how easy life would be if we could read minds lol im so random sometimes

I want someone to love me like Carl loves Ellie

There is only one rain cloud in the sky and it's raining on me somehow I'm not surprised, Eeyore

L: stop over acting it looks cheesy
Misa: yes oh great director
L: if u don't take this seriously I'll kick u

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most, Mark Twain

Me: everytime someone says they don't believe a fairy dies.
Bobby: I can hear there little screams, ether that or I'm hearing voices again

Money can't buy you happiness But it can buy you marshmallows which is kinda the same thing

ron: excuse me scary flying orb thing where are you taking us
robot: the attitude ajustment center
kim: hay isnt that the high school
robot: prepare to be drained of all induviduality and spirit
ron: yeah high school

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell, Aldous Huxley

I floop the pig

Twilight: stop giving him cake
Pinky: im not giving him cake im assulting him with cake

Im a big beliver in voluntary simplicity it sounds so much better than flat ass broke

If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you have ever tried, Ricky Gervais

Duke: hows it going harry
Harry: i keep trying to die but they wont let me
Duke: well you cant have everything

Life is pain Anyone who tells you differently is selling something, The Princess Bride

Oh my god its like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich

Dimitri: the instructions aren’t too complex you just have to shoot the other dude before he gets you
Rose: Oh that’s why you like video games Because they’re simple
Dimitri: Yeah that’s exactly wait that was an insult wasn’t it

The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine, Abraham Lincoln

m: you go any taquila over there
d: you know the greatest love survives the harshest conditions
m: thanks dad but i still want the taquila