I like anime, watching movies and hanging out with friends, i love books im always reading. I cant write a happy poem to save my life. I couldnt live without my music i would seriously DIE if i couldnt listen to my ipod or the music on my laptop.
No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.
Who needs people I'm quite content being a anti social bitch
If you want you should check out my DeviantArt page http://tarahjade.deviantart.com/
Fairytales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that they exist. Fairytales tell children that dragons can be killed. G. K. Chesterton
Rules for ME if i were at Hogwarts
1 I am not allowed to sing we're off to see the wizard on the way to the headmaster's office
2 It is not necessary to yell BAM every time I Apparate
3 If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it
4 Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled Firewhiskey
5 I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs
6 Regardless of the beautiful irony I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow
7 I am not to refer to the Accio charm as The Force
8 Murmuring I see dead people every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny
9 There is no such thing as the Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man Even if I do conjure him up.
10 The song Ding Dong The Witch is Dead is never, ever appropriate. Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge
11 I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
12 The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is pretty much forgivable
13 I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape
14 I must not shout beam me up Scotty before disapparating
15 Yelling to infinity and BEYOND! was only funny the first time I took off on my broom
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