Dinosaur Moment

I'm a Froot Loops: Oops! All mistakes! kinda guy.
I may or may not have gone on a year-long break without warning and de-listed most of my books. Y'know, nothing that can be proven in a court of law.

This page is for the BOYS. The boys who drink STRAWBERRY MILK and watch GILMORE GIRLS. The type of boys to see a big burly man and go AWOOGA like Fred flinestone! The kinda boy who needs to be CUDDLED, likes THINGS THAT MAKE HIM HAPPY, and has ADHD 💪

So my page is for me first and foremost, because trying to please everyone made me go absolutely bonkers and stop writing.
Generally I like to write gore-y topics and write in experimental styles, so if that doesn't float your boat we may need to be put in different boats.