I always find 'About Me' sections as weird boxes of awkward introductions. And here I am, thinking of something interesting for you to read. 
I guess I'll start with this line: I love metaphors. Hidden messages are exciting. Philosophical remarks are wonderful. And I think it will be very enchanting to meet great friends here on the site who share the same passion that I have. Poetry is also a close gem to my heart. The thought of all the brain candy stories today fills me with grief. And so it will be my pleasure to meet someone who can write using his genuine heart.
And yes, I am a CHRISTIAN. I am saved by grace, born to glorify the Lord Jesus Christ. 
I would like to hear a word from you. This box of awkward introductions won't be a great way to know me. So let's get to know each other through a real and believable way.