Hiya! I've just started uploading my poetry collection 'FIREBABY'. If anyone has time to check it out, I'd love to hear some feedback! Otherwise, hope you're all having a great day and enjoy this dad-joke (don't say I didn't warn you!) Xx
*What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB
*Why can't a cheater hide? Because she's always spotted!
*Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
*I invited a teddy bear to dinner yesterday. I offered him some food but he said no thanks I'm stuffed.
*How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles.
*What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Okay, I'm done hahaha *hides head in shame*....why do I even know these :p