I do NOT take requests for creating new stories, nor do I take requests for certain scenarios or chapter ideas. I have  enough to keep track of, and it's hard enough to try to update all of them on a consistent schedule.

PLEASE do not discuss politics/politicians in the stories, on my personal page. I try to stay away from all that.

I don't block people often, but when I do it's because they were either;

Gross, overtly rude or creepy in the comments.

Bullying. Either each other, or directly insulting myself or my co-writer.

Nitpicking.

Being snarky/rude in general = Mute. Block depending on just how bad it was.

I do NOT care for Anime or Manga.

Because a lot of Hazbin/Helluva fans ask, I feel like I need to make this clear; characters that will never be included in harems or girlfriend scenarios are Katie Killjoy, Niffty, Martha, and Stella.


Helluva Boss fan.

Unapologetically simps for Loona and Verosika.

Unapologetically bashes Blitzo.

Unapologetically hates on Stella Goetia

Unapologetically chucks Blitzo out window.

Three women I would break the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule for:

Harley Quinn

Velvet

Demencia



High-key want to have Passionate Fornication with Catwoman.

I know it's frustrating that it may take a while for some stories to be updated, but Helluva Boss is really how I got my start on this platform, so it'll always be my main focus.
  • JoinedJanuary 5, 2015



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AnsonSauer AnsonSauer Jan 05, 2026 06:32PM
New chapter of I'm the Bad Guy will be up later this week, followed by a date chapter with Levi in Chick Magnet.
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