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YALL, I ATE PUSSY FOR THE FIRST TIME LETS GO

Ardef is about to drop a bomb... she broke up with her bf of 7 years : o

WHAT ABT HER OTHER ACCOUNT

To all my followers that know my husband @LinoWasFound, unfortunately, her account has gotten banned. She's gonna try everything in her power to get the account back with all her content, but its not likely as its a violation of tos against explicit material. For those that still wanna read her work, you can still find her on AO3 under the username Toby(underscore)Beloveddd!! (Except use the underscore, don't spell it out.. i just know you can't use it on here for some reason)  I know she loves and appreciates every single one of you that made her account unique and hers ❤️

So uhh.. update on the coworkers gf situation:
          
          Hung out with them like a month and a half ago. Got high as FUCK. Threw up in a culvers bag : D ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧
          
          Needless to say, she did NOT sit on my face XD
          
          But my coworker is coming over with me tomorrow after work to build his pc and I dont think he's bringing his gf bc we're both staying late to work an event

Here's your random bi-yearly reminder that I exist but adult life is genuinely kicking my ass so hard and I just want it to stop : ' )
          
          but uh.. I may finally be getting able to get my coworkers hot gf to sit on my face?! Hello?! I met her yesterday morning while helping said coworker move him and his gf out of their apartment and into their new home and she's absolutely adorable I just wanna break her T^T anyways. Gay panic time: she called me stunning?!?!?!?!?! She also said that I was really intimidating bc I had that fake tism confidence xD 
          
          My coworker also told me that I was the only one he trusted to help move them out of their apartment because I'm the only one that wouldn't judge or react if I found a random sex toy hanging around xD we love him for that. 
          Also him and my bf get along fantastically and we love that for them. Bestie bf's and gf's except the gf's fuck each other LMAO 
          
          My life is turning into one of my own books and im not mad about it. We love life flipping upside down and having no idea what's going on but going with the flow of everything anyways xD 
          
          But yeah, im still alive somehow xD love you guys ❤️❤️

Hello dear,
          I hope you had a great day. 
          When I first got on Wattpad I was reading a lot of hyunlix books. And in those books I always saw your account. You're basically like a Wattpad idol for me. Recently I remember this great hyunlix book that was ongoing when I last read it but can't find it anymore. I was wondering if you maybe know if it was still on Wattpad or where it is now or even just the name
          
          It went something like this:
          
          Hyunjin was a homophobic bastard because of household issues and his dad being a rich homophobic bitch. Felix was a new student and their school and obviously gay. So hyunjin was going bully him after school and almost sis that but ended up fucking him. He still thought he was straight though and continued being homophobic. YET he continued fucking Felix. At some point he ends up caring about Felix and realizes he's gay.
          
          I think it was called "epiphany"
          
          Could you please help out ♡

Guys I forgot to mention but I'm finally reading the Haunting/Hunting Adeline series. Lets fucking G O!

So like... theoretically... hypothetically.... would anyone be mad if I indulged my sick thoughts and made a skz member (probably chan) x Y/N fic that MAY or may not be what I CONSTANTLY think about a coworker and I playing out like 24/7 now??  It's gonna be some dark ass shit. We both got the same fucked up kinks..
          
          Lord knows that won't actually happen bc I have zero urge to write after my last book was deleted..but the desire to just fucking write the damn fic just to get it out of my head and make him read it bc he also writes smut UGHHHH  
          
          im so fucked up. This is so fucked up. I wish I could stop thinking about this man. I wish being poly was easier ;^; like I actually need to stop talking to this man before I get him in trouble with his gf. *i* may have permission from my bf to fuck him, but he doesn't have permission from his gf and I wanna scream. I just need to fuck this man once SO I CAN STOP THINKING ABOUT IT THE SECOND MY ADHD ASS HEAD GOES QUIET 
          
          Anyways thanks for letting me rant. Lmk if yall want that fic.(absolutely zero promises on actually writing it tho)
          For those that knew Deception and You're Gonna Pay, it 100% would be darker than that. Like. So much darker. Like I need to go to the mental hospital darker. 

Hi guys, I'm here with a random life update out of nowhere because it's a CRISIS. an identity one to be specific. I'm almost positive I'm demisexual?! and I think ive known it for a while but it took a couple of my coworkers lately for me to actually process it. anyways. bye XD