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The enby urge to want to keep growing your hair out but also want to chop it all off at the same time

Okay I know that the ‘girl knowing how to fight because she has older brothers’ trope is cliche and pretty horrible, but consider
          Guy: woah, where’d you learn to fight like that?
          Girl: I have an older brother
          Guy: really?
          Girl: yeah, he’s trans and knows what can happen to girls who go out alone at night. He didn’t let me go anywhere alone until I perfected two dozen different ways to defend myself

Pride month is upon us, YAY!!!!

Casual reminder that if you’re male you don’t owe anybody masculinity, if you’re female you don’t owe anybody femininity, and if you’re nonbinary you don’t owe anybody nonbininity.
          The only ninity you owe anyone is owing yourself the ninities that express you
          *cough* people saying men can’t be feminine *cough cough*

Alright, I have a burning question about the RRFF Scripted AU:
          
          ...Who are the actors who play as child!Memory, child!Elemental, child!Time, and child!Illusion?
          Same question applies to the actors who play as the teenager counterparts.
          
          Answer carefully. The legitimacy of the "RRFF is scripted" theory depends on it.

A children’s movie with the cliche of flamboyant villain vs masculine hero. The villain is painted as trying to completely break the status quo of the town, and it’s the hero’s job to keep everything the way it is. The villain first steals and hides all of the rules about how men and women should act, making the citizens of the village are left unable to tell what is manly and what is womanly. He then steals signs in stores that says which clothes are for boys and girls, making the people confused as to who should wear what. The hero undos the villain’s actions, and is celebrated and praised throughout the town. The hero then finds the villain’s ‘lair’, a small home in the forest. Upon finding the villain, the hero demands to know why he did those things, to which the villain starts a long speech about how he isn’t really a villain. The town is actually very unaccepting, and the mayor took his husband and daughter away from him. The hero realizes that all this time he’s been fighting for the wrong side, and brings the former villain back to the village. They tell the people the true reason the ‘villain’ changed things in the town: that he only wanted to allow people to better express themselves. The hero kicks out the mayor and says that the “villain” should be the new mayor. He is reunited with his husband and daughter, and upon meeting the hero, the daughter says that everyone said she was a boy because of her body, but really she’s a girl, and the hero tells her that they should start planning her daddies’ wedding. The movie ends with a photo montage of the husbands’ wedding in which their daughter flower girl and the hero is the best man. It then shows pictures from milestones in the daughter’s life, such as first days of school, birthdays, and braces, all of which show that the hero has become a close family friend and the husbands are happily married. The movie ends with one more picture of the husbands, the hero, the daughter, and her boyfriend
          Just a thought

After a questioning phase that mostly contained me asking myself if I was actually female or just comfortable being feminine, I have decided that I am in fact agender.
          I have transcended romantic/sexual attraction and gender, you mortals.
          I identify as no, and will be referred to as a triple A battery
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          (or she/they, I wanna try those pronouns out)

When you’re in love, your brain releases oxytocin.
          Guess what you’re brain releases when you eat chocolate? That’s right, OXYTOCIN
          If you plan on staying single and/or are aroace, anything that says that you’re “missing out” is officially bullshit
          Plus, chocolate doesn’t get into fights with you. Chocolate doesn’t break up with you. Chocolate doesn’t cheat on you.
          Chocolate is better than being in love, change my mind.
          No really, I dare you, try to change my mind

Me in middle school: welp, guess I’m the gay cousin
          Me now: *realizes I’m aroace and therefore not the gay cousin*
          Me: *eyes little brother, little cousin, and baby cousin suspiciously*
          Me: *sees that my brother never sits correctly* ah, yes, you
          My brother: *states that he’s offended by feminist songs*
          Me, realizing the toxic masculinity that he’ll probably grow up to have: *looks expectantly at baby cousin who is apparently similar to Toddler!Me*

Happy new year!! 
          Hope y’all said ‘Jumanji’ (or will) 
          It doesn’t work unless everyone calls out it’s names