HEY DUDES! IT'S ME, AMERICA! LAND OF THE BRAVE AND THE FREE! I'm the only one who matters, so pay attention to me! HAHAHAA! 

I'm way better than that guy England, or Britain, or WHATEVER! ALL THAT MATTERS IS ME! But if you can't focus on me, the hero'll make sure you will! And if you're suddenly hungry, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY OF MY BURGERS. THEY'RE MINE. SAME WITH THE FRIES. THEY'RE MINE. 

Drop me a question in my inbox or on my message board, homies! ASK ME ANYTHING! ANYTHING AT ALL! And I'm sure I'll answer you the best way I can!~ :D

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Why hello there~ Admin here speaking! My name's Jasey Rae or just call me Jasey, or any other nickname you can come up with! And don't mind 'Murrica (I have no idea if I spelled that right xD) up there. He's being a douche bag :D
And yeah, as he said up there, drop him a question! HE'LL ANSWER IT NO MATTER HOW DEEP, DARK, AND SECRETIVE IT IS. Or how naughty~ ;D