Astra-regulus-black

HELP MEEEEEE!!!! I HAVE A MATHS HOMEWORK AND I'M DYING! AND THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH SPOTIFY!!!! THE PREMIUM CHOICE THING IS GONE! LIKE JUST POOF! NONE EXISTANCE! AND THE WIFIS HORRIBLE!!!! HELPPPP! 

TheGravityMiles

@Astra-regulus-black inifinite iq: kill the teacher, track her down and grab a kitchen knife and "go on a walk" hitchhike to your teacher's house and a couple stabs later 3 important things tho  
          	  
          	  1. DO NOT TOUCH THE BODY; the dogs and police can figure it out
          	  2: DON'T LEAVE THE KNIFE; alot of killers like to drop the knife, but do not! it can be scanned and get you caught so keep it on hand, then when you can get the blood off use the sink (use the teachers if you can) 
          	  3: DO NOT SAY  ANYTHING NEGATIVE OF THE TEACHER BEFOREHAND; if you do the police will make you at least a suspect 
          	  if you follow these rules it should be cleared of an unknown killer and you're free to vibe as you please
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BingoBorrible

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Holy shit. You speak many languages. Welche davon ist deine Muttersprache? Und wo hast du die alle gelernt? Bist du eine von den glücklichen Sprachbegabten? 
          Und dann komme ich, stolz auf mein gutes Deutsch (Muttersprache), mein flüssiges Englisch und mein bisschen Schulfranzösisch. Aber okay, das hab ich ja auch erst seit ein paar Jahren und eine kleine Arabischgrundlage müsste auch noch da sein.

The_Lily_Potter

!Boop! You have been booped! Now go boop 20 people and let the chaos begin! *cue evil laugh*

TheGravityMiles

@The_Lily_Potter i lied like a peter *loads glock and rat trap* speaking of which, be right back
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