Hello, I'm Bingo Borrible! I used to be Moony, Queen of Sass. If you know how to change my @ thingy, please let me know. 

I made this account ages ago and I'm not really active here any more, but I do revise it from time to time - I took down some old stories because they were bad. If you want them back, please just message me and I'll put a revised version up. 

My favourite book of all time is The Borrible Trilogy, which you should definitely read and which I will not write fanfiction about. I take that book way too seriously for that. I might write fanfiction about other stuff if I really feel like it, though. My favourite character is Bingo, obviously. 

People who tell us stories unimportant and we should focus on real life are wrong. Stories are the fabric of this world and without them, we would not exist. Nothing would exist, because everything is a story. We are made of stories, everything, every day, every moment of our lives that happens is a story.