AttackingAStrawMan

I’m screwed. There is a big spider roaming around in my house while I’m on my chair trying to find it with a book in my hand

ThatOneRandomPan

@AttackingAStrawMan welp, that's just life saying frick you. 
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AttackingAStrawMan

@ThePsychopath7 My parents have successfully killed the kind of spider that I saw today with no problems, but when I try to kill it, it splits in half and stays alive. 
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ThatOneRandomPan

Come on, take me to the Mardi Gras
          Where the people sing and play
          Where the dancing is elite
          And there’s music in the street
          Both night and day
          
          Hurry, take me to the Mardi Gras
          In the city of my dreams
          You can legalize your lows
          You can wear your summer clothes
          In the New Orleans
          
          And I will lay my burden down
          Rest my head upon that shore
          And when I wear that starry crown
          I won’t be wanting anymore
          
          Take your burdens to the Mardi Gras
          Let the music wash your soul
          You can mingle in the street
          You can jingle to the beat
          Of Jelly Roll

AttackingAStrawMan

I’m screwed. There is a big spider roaming around in my house while I’m on my chair trying to find it with a book in my hand

ThatOneRandomPan

@AttackingAStrawMan welp, that's just life saying frick you. 
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AttackingAStrawMan

@ThePsychopath7 My parents have successfully killed the kind of spider that I saw today with no problems, but when I try to kill it, it splits in half and stays alive. 
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AttackingAStrawMan

The candy cane has not given me any ailments. At least it tasted better than the mint I got from winning a game in school. That mint tasted like it was on the brink of growing mold.

AttackingAStrawMan

@ThePsychopath7 Yep, it was definitely not I was expecting
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AttackingAStrawMan

I have chocolate that was expired two years ago. I ate it and got a stomachache. Now it is decoration. I also have a candy cane that was expired a year ago. I’m gonna find out what it ailment it could possibly give me.

ThatOneRandomPan

@AttackingAStrawMan oof that sounds like something I would do. 
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AttackingAStrawMan

@ThePsychopath7 Thanks, it wears away pretty quickly. definitely not like I ate multiple times and got the same results
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ThatOneRandomPan

@AttackingAStrawMan oof, hopefully you feel better 
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