Hello, people reading this! I am the amazing, golden cat princess Aurla Lauren, and this website is about stories. And in this account will be serious stories, funny stories, and so insanely stupid stories that they actually mean super scientistic, serious stuff. 
Mouthful. 
That seriously is an adjective; mouthful. Wow.
Anyway, if for any reason you people would want to know, some of the "bookies" I like to read are Warriors, Wings of Fire, and, the crowned favorite, The School for Good and Evil. I will mostly write parodies of these, if moi chooses. And sometimes random stuff will appear like praises of happy things, or rants of not happy things, so watch out for those. Scary. 
There is an imaginary bridge-wall-thing dividing "insanely super stupid scientistic, serious stories" from "serious stories", and "funny stories" from "rant". No anybody like rant.
So, the ending. *Fireworks become the existing. BOOM! Somebody dies* THE END!